p/s hahaha jahat btol :p
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If the Olympic Games are held in KL in 2020 (read my earlier articlehere), the following will be the official sponsors and brands :
Branding
Official Song Writer : Rais Yatim
Official Music Composer : Rais Yatim
Official Singer : Rais Yatim
Official Logo Designer : Rais Yatim
Official Song : Janji Pingat Didapati
Official Mascot : undecided (choice between Orang Utan and Rais Yatim)
Official Event Name : Olimpik 1Malaysia
Media
Official Newspaper : Kosmo
Official TV station : RTM
Official commentator : Hasbullah Awang (NOOOoooo ala Luke Skywalker)
Official Camera : Cannon
Official Hidden Camera : undecided (to be announced by CSL and Brader)
Official Blog : Planet of the Monyets
Athletes’ Support
Official Condominium Provider : NFC
Official Outriders : Mat Rempits
Official Massage : Volcano Massage
Official Sexual Services Provider : Club of Obedient Wives (COW)
Official Condom : Condom 1Malaysia
Health
Official Warm Up Routine : Senam Buntut
Official Lubricant : KY Jelly
Official Lubricant tester : Saiful
Official Medicine : Minyak Cap Kapak
Official Cleaner : BERSIH
Official Cleaner : BERSIH
Food and beverage
Official Noodles : Maggi Mee
Official Burger : Ramly Burger and Amburger
Official Drink : Teh tarik
Official Energy Drink : Kopi Tongkat Ali
Official fruit :Durian
Sports Equipment
Official Shoe Supplier : Bata
Official Discus Supplier : IWK (manhole cover)
Official Fencing Equipment Supplier : Jabatan Lanskap Negara
Official Water Supplier : Syabas
Security and Policing
Official Moral Police : undecided (tough competition between PAS Youth and JAKIM)
Official Security Force : Nepali Guards
Finance
Official Subsider : PETRONAS
Official Credit Card : Ah Long Puchong
Official Bank : Ah Long Puchong
Official Bookmaker : Sports Toto
Official Bookmaker : Sports Toto
Many other events and services await sponsors.
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